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spearxwind

localwarlockunion

Sorry I'm late, I got added to the Wild Hunt last night and ran and reveled with them for what felt like 100 years plus a day until I landed the killing blow on a stag with bronze antlers then suddenly woke in my bed, willow leaves in my hair, a nameless song echoing in my ears, and my hands still bloody, so yeah, totally missed my alarm and stuff.

having an absolutely normal one listening to the magnus archives episode 107 Recollection

the magnus archives tma man all the ones focused on the lonely have me by the throat but fuck me sideways that was um. A Lot I screamed I scremt i scrumpt that hit a leeeetle too close to home oh no not feeling too seen be the seeing too much podcast ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched thing etc etc i say things

blackanchorite

transmascskywalker

every time a movie from the 80s looks better than an ultra high budget 2023 disney project an angel loses its wings and fuckjng dies on impact

fwizard

awkwardsonicphotos

anotherbea

I’ll make you eat those wizard burgers

altoconcerto

everythingeverywhereallatonce

i missed this when it happened but. oh my god.

altoconcerto

schistcity

overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical

schistcity

hanzo and genji have haunted their hodgepodge of a narrative since 2016 with unambiguously magic powers in a soft-SF setting that went out of its way to conceptualise bogus technology like hard-light and biotics in order to fit its weirdness into some kind of "science" category. the fact they then didn't extend that consideration to hanzo and genji? they just left them as is? as witches? as fate-touched human vessels of ancient dragon spirits?? if genji wasn't a cyborg they could feasibly be minor sekiro bosses and that's weird dude!! and then kiriko gets released?? and these people had all the years in between ow1 and ow2 to find a way to hand-wave whatever weird shamanistic magic they accidentally let get into the game, and instead they make the only other japanese character a fucking spirit vessel as well. they doubled down. magic IS REAL in overwatch but ONLY on the BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS OF JAPAN, and no it's never ever going to be addressed because overwatch has as much coherent story as a themed puzzle page on the back of a kids cereal box. hysterical.

lafortis

this also extends to the ability to wall climb

schistcity

overwatch said if you are japanese you can do the following:

contain within you ancient spirit magic with powerful destructive and/or restorative capabilities
parkour

magi-sys

forgetting the fact that being a buddhist also gives you magic powers

zenyatta is specifically a civilian chassis but he can become invulnerable and throw balls at you

magi-sys

the point of overwatch is to say shinto-buddhism is the only correct religion i think

fwizard

cafffine

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

anonbea

memewhore

brosef

altoconcerto

kn1ght-l1ght

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

kitawarheit

weirdness-is-good

shortgremlinman

Burger queen divorced him

glytchghost

headspace-hotel

this fruit is so good i wish i could give every farmer in Peru 100 thousand dollars

headspace-hotel

i don't understand how one can be both a billionaire and a human because i would eat an average quality mango and be like "call my financial advisor I have to bestow a gift upon every mango grower on Earth."

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